Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, must be directed by Tim Bur–Gore Verbinski…Of course…I'm Linus Schill, and this is my review of the Lone Ranger.
Really Johnny Depp? Another movie where you cover your face in makeup? And when the bird comes off at the end, you looked just like Jack Sparrow meets Edward Scissor-hands. I'd love to see a new movie staring Depp where he isn't the exact same character right down to the make up.
For a majority of the film I was sold that he was playing a new character, but those little instances just snapped you right out of the moment. When they were running from the explosion in the mountain, it was the exact same voice, actions, and face as when Jack was running from the cannibals in the second Pirates movie. The image below shows it all. Even the bird, vaguely resembling the hat. Come on.
While there were parts of the movie that were funny, hilarious at that, the over all movie was not the good. Everything was predictable. You knew who was going to die, who was going to live, how everything was going to play out right away. Overall I give it 2 ingredients, but only because of how amusing some parts were. Thank you for reading my review of the Lone Ranger, so long.
Linus Schill–––––––13
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| BLT Films Rating- 2/5 Ingredients |
